> C)Go bleeping crazy. He's trying to inflict real harm on you- looking cool/honorable is for movies. Go for the eyes, nose and groin; that's actually Bruce Lee

> C)Go bleeping crazy. He's trying to inflict real harm on you- looking cool/honorable is for movies. Go for the eyes, nose and groin; that's actually Bruce Lee 101 -- fast, and to the critical areas. Become an animal. Disable (psychologically or physically) them as quickly as possible. I'd like to note, I got out of several fights in highschool by simply laughing when I got hit. It disconcerts people when you act unexpectedly. Also; F) If there's no way out, grab a weapon. In the movies, getting hit over the head with a beer bottle is nothing more than an inconvenience, however in reality it'll either give a concussion or, as happened recently in my area, cause multiple fractures to the skull. When you're in a fight, assume they're trying to kill you. Respond accordingly. If you almost kill someone, who cares as long as you didn't start the fight. Don't get caught, don't leave a business card. If the cops come, you get a lawyer and claim self defense. At least you're alive and okay.