Were my domestic pets actually amorphous blobs of text, damned straight I'd prefix or suffix their names with "dog" or "cat" just so I could keep them straight.

Were my domestic pets actually amorphous blobs of text, damned straight I'd prefix or suffix their names with "dog" or "cat" just so I could keep them straight. "Honey, where's the header file for the blue one? Can't remember if it gets dog food or cat food." To torture the metaphor a bit more, of course I'd eventually remember which one is which because they live with me. A better metaphor is the feral cat that shows up on my doorstep once a week looking for a handout. I've slept since then, what are you again?