That seems enviably correct to me! "The Internet" usually refers more to a state of connectedness than to a specific entity consisting of connected computers. "

That seems enviably correct to me! "The Internet" usually refers more to a state of connectedness than to a specific entity consisting of connected computers. "Internet" can be slow or broken while the entirety of "el Internet" is doing just fine. In the languages I use you would always say "the internet" or "das Internet" is slow or broken or full of lies, even though the inclusion of the article does make it technically refer to the whole thing and you are clearly just talking about your own tiny little corner.