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Jeff Bezos, if you're reading this: Do a Playgirl spread, for charity. Spreadeagle. Defang them. -------- Edit: defang them (pun intended... get it? "fang"
by dangban 8y ago
Jeff Bezos, if you're reading this:
Do a Playgirl spread, for charity. Spreadeagle.
Defang them.
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Edit:
defang them (pun intended... get it? "fang") by doing Playgirl now, and publishing those sext images alongside.
And do it for some great charity.
Everybody will have a huge laugh over it, Jeff will be a hero, and National Enquirer will have nothing to publish.
- ShriekBob 8y agoI agree. Once you've torn them limb from limb, once Pecker is rotting in a jail sell and the only thing the National Enquirer is useful for is recycling them into cup holders; then you walk into Playgirl and do a photo shoot of these exact photos just to make sure they all know it was never about the pictures.
- deleted 8y ago[deleted]