Am I the only one who came to TFA looking for a screaming ThinkPad with a 7-row keyboard? <snaps fingers> (downvotes—rly? That really was my first thought when

Am I the only one who came to TFA looking for a screaming ThinkPad with a 7-row keyboard? <snaps fingers> (downvotes—rly? That really was my first thought when I saw the title ...)