A coworker at a previous company had a red Swingline stapler on his desk. He told me that at one point, the company was giving them out to any employee who had

A coworker at a previous company had a red Swingline stapler on his desk. He told me that at one point, the company was giving them out to any employee who had to change desks more than some number of times in a single year. They eventually stopped this practice when they moved so many people that they ran out of stapler budget. (But they didn't run out of moving budget!)