> Pamela Mallory, Dan’s mother, does seem to be a private person: her Instagram account is locked. I found this hilarious. I'd have guessed "a private person"

> Pamela Mallory, Dan’s mother, does seem to be a private person: her Instagram account is locked. I found this hilarious. I'd have guessed "a private person" wouldn't have an Instagram account at all! What a time to be alive.