I heard a story of a carpenter missing half of three fingers. Someone said: Wow, that must have been quite an accident to lose three fingers! Carpenter replie

I heard a story of a carpenter missing half of three fingers. Someone said: Wow, that must have been quite an accident to lose three fingers! Carpenter replies: Well I lost this one 3 years ago, this one a year ago, and this one 6 months ago... Some people never learn. --- When I was a kid I met an old man with half a pinky finger. I asked him how he lost it. He said he was picking his nose one day and zoop, it was gone.