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The strategy reveals itself: make a keyboard so shitty that a single breadcumb kills it. Then "upgrade" the users to something they wouldn't want if they had a
by m0zg 8y ago
The strategy reveals itself: make a keyboard so shitty that a single breadcumb kills it. Then "upgrade" the users to something they wouldn't want if they had a proper, "old macbook pro" style keyboard.
Reminds me of an old Soviet joke. A guy comes to his doctor and starts complaining: "Doctor, it's intolerable, 10 of us live in tiny room in a communal apartment, I can't live like that anymore." The doctor suggests: "Get a pet goat and come back for a checkup in a month." So the guy comes back in a month, totally livid: "It's even worse, the goat takes up a lot of space, shits everywhere and starts baa-hing at 4AM in the morning. Everyone is suicidal." The wise doctor: "Now get rid of the goat".
- incelmods 8y agoReminds me that people make stuff up. People like you. Here's the actual joke: A jew comes to his rabbi and tells him it's hard to live in his tiny apartment with his wife, kids, and mother in law. The rabbi tells him to get a dog and check back in a month. The jew comes back and complains it's even worse. Less room, the dog runs around, the kids are crying. The rabbi says to get a goat. The jew comes back in a month - it's even worse. The goat is shitting everywhere. Rabbi says to get a cow. The jew comes back and tells the rabbi he's always had respect for the man, but his advice has made his family life completely intolerable - save me! Rabbi tells him to sell the dog, the goat, and the cow. The jew comes back the next day glowing from happiness. Thanks rabbi - life is great now - there's so much space. Source: I'm a Russian-American Jew, and my family is from Soviet Moscow. EDIT: and here's the actual joke: https://www.anekdot.ru/id/-301115039/ https://www.anekdot.ru/id/-301115039/