I had a friend who was loitering at night. When an officer approached asking him what he was doing, my friend replied something to the effect of 'none of your f

I had a friend who was loitering at night. When an officer approached asking him what he was doing, my friend replied something to the effect of 'none of your fucking business'. The policeman warned my friend that if he swore at him again he would be arrested. My friend replied 'what, so if I say fuck again you are going to arrest me?' He spent the night in the cells.