This isn't an objection to your comment, but it should be pointed out that titles do not do anything except represent the article. Articles are the things that

This isn't an objection to your comment, but it should be pointed out that titles do not do anything except represent the article. Articles are the things that say things. One of the reasons why Hacker News is strict about titles is because readers act as though they're information in and of themselves, and we predictably get nonsense discussions as a result. We have Twitter for one-liners about one-liners; we're trying for something a little less slapdash here.