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TSA Opt-Out Day, Now with a Superfantastic New Twist
- iuguy 16y agoThis is even better than Charlie Stross's idea of making sexual noises during the search. I think if you combine the two we could have the TSA staff revolting against their own policy in a week. I can see it now: <tsa>: Would you like the backscatter or a pat down? <iuguy>: The pat down brother, I really want the pat down. <tsa>: Are you sure? It's a physical check for 'resistance'. <iuguy>: You'll get no 'resistance' from me brother. <tsa>: Ok [starts patting down and moves thigh up leg] <tsa>: [moves it above the kilt and has sudden realisation that iuguy is not wearing underwear] <iuguy>: Hmmmm.... yes.... a little to the left... a little to the right... hhmmmmmmmmm... yeah thats right baby.... <tsa>: Sir are you deriving sexual pleasure from this? <iuguy>: Have you heard of Ohm's law? <tsa>: Nope, what's that? <iuguy>: Well honey, lets just say the combination of your high voltage and my strong current and just let me tell you my resistance is at an all time low. I guarantee no TSA employee doing the search will be out of therapy within 5 years once I'm done with them.
- da5e 16y agoIt's time to bring back the codpiece.