Serious topic, but some humor. Best response to give your TSA patdown-partner when he asks if he can feel around your crotch area: "Who do you think I am, a U

Serious topic, but some humor. Best response to give your TSA patdown-partner when he asks if he can feel around your crotch area: "Who do you think I am, a U.S. Senator?" (joke credit Adam Curry at No Agenda)