Yes. You have 300k readers? Hello $300k. You have a million readers? Hello, a million a year! Half of the United States reads you? Well, hello 160 million. You

Yes. You have 300k readers? Hello $300k. You have a million readers? Hello, a million a year! Half of the United States reads you? Well, hello 160 million. You have 30 readers total? Well, you should probably get a job washing gas station floors - because your writing is just not that good.