The worst part is that George Carlin's rants from the '90s can be taken, copy-pasted verbatim and still not lose poignancy. "Airport security is a stupid idea,

The worst part is that George Carlin's rants from the '90s can be taken, copy-pasted verbatim and still not lose poignancy. "Airport security is a stupid idea, it's a waste of money, and it's there for only one reason: to make white people feel safe!"