THE ENGINEER IN QUESTION WAS ALSO SEEN PICKING HIS NOSE AT HIS DESK AND WIPING HIS HANDS ON THE MOUSEPAD. RELIABLE WITNESSES REPORT HIM BEATING HIS DOG ON XMAS

THE ENGINEER IN QUESTION WAS ALSO SEEN PICKING HIS NOSE AT HIS DESK AND WIPING HIS HANDS ON THE MOUSEPAD. RELIABLE WITNESSES REPORT HIM BEATING HIS DOG ON XMAS THEN SUBSEQUENTLY TELLING AN OLD LADY NOT TO HAVE NICE DAY. WHEN QUESTIONED, HE RESPONDED WITH, "IT'S ALL IN THE STEVE JOBS BIOGRAPHY, LOSERS," AND REFUSED FURTHER COMMENT FOR THIS ARTICLE. In other news, Facebook is seen going all out in its attempts to get its actual crimes and misdemeanours off the front page.