If a company wants to dazzle me with bombastic statements they can at least try to not be boring. (I’m also not sure whether it’s hyperbole. I would guess that

If a company wants to dazzle me with bombastic statements they can at least try to not be boring. (I’m also not sure whether it’s hyperbole. I would guess that many people working at Apple actually believe the boilerplate. That might make them deluded but not hyperbolic.)