I love that second one. First there was the BAT (Battalion, Anti-Tank), a recoilless rifle that had to be towed by a Jeep or equivalent. Then they came up with

I love that second one. First there was the BAT (Battalion, Anti-Tank), a recoilless rifle that had to be towed by a Jeep or equivalent. Then they came up with a light-weight, man-portable version that used magnesium alloys, so of course it had to be "Weapon Of Magnesium, Battalion Anti-Tank".