So what sort of opportunities does this new "pat down" policy offer? Buy put options on airline stocks. The public is not like lawmakers. They are conservati

So what sort of opportunities does this new "pat down" policy offer? Buy put options on airline stocks. The public is not like lawmakers. They are conservative in a way I believe is hard for lawmakers to identify with, and this will be too far for them. Not to mention the pilots, who feel it is ridiculous to be required to be frisked for a bomb when in a few minutes they will be in the cockpit with total control of the destiny of the plane. And the best response to give your TSA patdown-partner when he asks if he can feel around your crotch area: "Who do you think I am, a U.S. Senator?"