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All you need to do is stand in front of a mirror after midnight, chant 'Oracle support contract renewal' three times and he'll appear behind you.

• va_coder 16y ago
  and you stand there afraid, not knowing whether he is offering your project life or death
  • iuguy 16y ago
    Both. He is the database Shiva, simultaneously creating and destroying the dreams of project managers.