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I'm not an apple fanboy but that's freakin cool. At work I unfortunately work with some Oracle products. No way in hell would Ellison ever call me up ;)

• iuguy 16y ago
  All you need to do is stand in front of a mirror after midnight, chant 'Oracle support contract renewal' three times and he'll appear behind you.
  • va_coder 16y ago
    and you stand there afraid, not knowing whether he is offering your project life or death
    • iuguy 16y ago
      Both. He is the database Shiva, simultaneously creating and destroying the dreams of project managers.