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The best defense, just in case one of these cases turns out to be legit, is to send a video of myself watching porn to all my contacts preemptively. Take out th
by kyoob 8y ago
The best defense, just in case one of these cases turns out to be legit, is to send a video of myself watching porn to all my contacts preemptively. Take out their leverage, you know?
- ascar 8y agoYea, a double video of you and what you are watching. Select the most degenerate stuff you ever watched. This would be a nightmare for basically anyone.
- bdamm 8y agoPersonal anecdote; having your most embarrassing moments broadcast widely is good at filtering out all but your real friends. You might even find out some folks are way more understanding than you ever expected.
- twodave 8y agoThose "way more understanding people" are your real friends. Congratulations for locating them!
- andai 8y agoThis reminds me of the time I experimented with screen recording for self-analysis and productivity. It sometimes captured things I didn't want on video, but I forgot to turn off the recorder while I was deleting the footage. So I ended up with footage of me trying to cover up embarrassing footage.
- garmaine 8y agoThis was probably very embarrassing and I'm sorry, but I laughed really hard at the thought of this. Thanks for making a smile this morning.
- jen729w 8y agoHas anyone done this as part of a ‘presentation skills’ course? You record yourself giving your talk and then you play it back but sped up a little. Boy do those nervous ticks appear obvious at 2x. By the end you just want to scream out to yourself “stop touching your ear!”.
- jhalstead 8y agoThis was a requirement in a Speech course I took during community college. Each of my speeches was recorded while I gave it to the class. After each one, I had to watch the recording and write a short paper that analyzed the physical presentation that I gave including my ticks/mannerisms/etc. Edit: We each brought in our own VHS tape (this was 2010-2011) on presentation day and https://www.svcc.edu/employees/directory/pa-fulfs/index.html https://www.svcc.edu/employees/directory/pa-fulfs/index.html would swap them in/out for each speech. Good memories... :)
- cbnotfromthere 8y agoVHS tapes in 2010-2011?????
- albertgoeswoof 8y agoOne benefit to this approach is that next time it happens you won’t have any contacts left, so you’re covered for the future.
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- netsharc 8y agoAh, the Mark Zuckerberg model!
- draw_down 8y agoMmm, clever.
- aasasd 8y agoThe most revealing thing in that video would be how bored I get from porn these days.