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Speaking of coffee, so many people think that you need to go to some hip overpriced place to get caffeine. It's not true, and they are all just complete idiots
by woah 8y ago
Speaking of coffee, so many people think that you need to go to some hip overpriced place to get caffeine. It's not true, and they are all just complete idiots hypnotized by marketing. I can literally buy a 6 lb tub of restaurant-quality instant coffee for the cost of about 15-20 of the overpriced "pour overs" you can get from your local hipster who went to barista school.
The great thing about instant coffee is that you don't even need hot water to make it. I've found that it mixes up great with cold water in one of those protein drink shakers with the little springy balls.
This is awesome because there's no heat or hot water in the storage unit I'm renting. That's a subject for another post, but I just need a parka and a pair of fingerless gloves to get the exact same experience as those co-working hipsters. Plus, I'm not subjected to the torture of an open plan office. My unit is in the basement, and it's dead quiet.
I'm sitting here, only five subway stops away from the fancy WeWork downtown, laughing my ass off at the startup bros high-fiving and "crushing it". I've got a way better experience, and all in I'm saving like $100-200 per month over those hipster bros.
- fwip 8y agoWhat instant coffee brand do you recommend?
- dbmikus 8y agoSounds fine if you don't care too much how your coffee tastes. Granted, buying coffee from a cafe always comes with a markup, but nice fresh-ground coffee beans (which you can also do at home and do pour over if you want) definitely beat instant coffee.
- 2arrs2ells 8y agoGrandparent is definitely being sarcastic...
- matte_black 8y agoNo he’s not? I didn’t find that post particularly sarcastic, caffeine is just a chemical. If all you care about is getting a quick fix all the extra taste and ceremony has no added value.
- tomjakubowski 8y agoI was unsure myself until I got to this: "This is awesome because there's no heat or hot water in the storage unit I'm renting. That's a subject for another post, but I just need a parka and a pair of fingerless gloves to get the exact same experience as those co-working hipsters." a spectacular work of satire
- geoelectric 8y agoAeropress + an electric kettle == pretty good coffee with roughly the hassle factor of instant. Honestly, I think it's even decent with coffee that's ground ahead of time if it's stored well. Alternatively you can use it to make coffee concentrate that will keep for a few days in a fridge.
- travisjungroth 8y agoThere's a big difference in taste between cold instant coffee and a pour over. If you don't care about the coffee itself, I suggest caffeine pills. A half pill is equal to a cup of coffee and you can get the equivalent of 200 cups for $10.
- maneesh 8y agoWow, I literally cannot tell if this comment is trying to sarcastic or serious.
- meowface 8y agoSame here. I read it 3 times and am still unsure. Leaning towards sarcastic, though. I think it's just really subtle satire.