I don't think you're an outlier. Most of the people I know who own them don't have a problem with the keyboards. But then they are outnumbered in my circles by

I don't think you're an outlier. Most of the people I know who own them don't have a problem with the keyboards. But then they are outnumbered in my circles by people who've either deferred new MB Pro purchases, desperately hoping Apple will relent on the Touch Bar, or (like myself) have moved to other platforms & given up on Apple.