I can't help you with the forgotten user name, but in contrast to all these kids with their cloud-this and server-that, I'll pass along what Stan Isaacs (a true

I can't help you with the forgotten user name, but in contrast to all these kids with their cloud-this and server-that, I'll pass along what Stan Isaacs (a true gray beard) taught me -- and he got it from his wife: break your password into two hands' worth of typing, the first part on one hand is the same string of gibberish at all locations, the second hand adds a location-specific suffix of shorter gibberish. If you pick a simple algorithm for going from location to suffix, you only have one hard-to-divine string to memorize -- and that's the hand you practice all the time. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go shoo some kids off the lawn...