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Little does Schneier know about the TSA's plan to outlaw clocks on all flights.
by edkennedy 16y ago
Little does Schneier know about the TSA's plan to outlaw clocks on all flights.
- raganwald 16y agoShhh! The TSA thinks the terrorists don't know that a clock at altitude appears to run faster than a clock on the ground thanks to gravitational time dilation. So clocks are safe until the terrorists figure out how to adjust. Then we'll get all excited and lock the stable door after the horse has bolted. https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Gravitational_time_dilation https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Gravitational... Remember: If we outlaw clocks, only outlaws will have clocks!
- tomjen3 16y agoGreat idea - if you arrive at your job on thyme, you must be a terrorists. Be late, its the american way.
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- die_sekte 16y agoSoon: Travelers will have to spend their time onboard in suspended animation.
- sigstoat 16y agoi'd pay extra for that.