I am reminded of the old Rodney Dangerfield joke: "If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all." Now available in a new, updated TSA version:

I am reminded of the old Rodney Dangerfield joke: "If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all." Now available in a new, updated TSA version: "If it weren't for TSA genital groping, I'd have no sex life at all."