One of my favourites was quite innocent. I’m in a mobile home, and I had interacted with the family before (they owned a local restaurant). I’m in their home of

One of my favourites was quite innocent. I’m in a mobile home, and I had interacted with the family before (they owned a local restaurant). I’m in their home office getting their DSL set up, and slowly it dawns on me that something really smells like shit. Like... it’s permeating the whole house. My eyes are starting to water up a bit. Finally, I’m getting close to finishing up. Through the door I hear their 4-year-old girl yell “grandma!!! I think I stepped in dog poo outside!!!” Followed by: “oh honey you got it all over the carpet!” Sure enough, as I’m leaving I notice an epic trail of tiny dog shit shoe prints spanning from one end of the house to the other. 10/10! When I went to the restaurant for breakfast the following Saturday, the mom apologized and told me all about how many times they had to run the carpet cleaner through the house to get it cleaned up.