What is the par value of a zero-coupon bond with no maturity? Pee dollars! Did you see the SNL segment on options? It was put-call parody! Complex analysis:

What is the par value of a zero-coupon bond with no maturity? Pee dollars! Did you see the SNL segment on options? It was put-call parody! Complex analysis: it's as easy as pulling out an i. Analysis, something, something. Balls! (I haven't quite finished that one).