What we need is more hybrid SUVs. We need more celebrities like Leonardo DiCaprio, 'I will fly myself and my friends around the world in private jets to fight c

What we need is more hybrid SUVs. We need more celebrities like Leonardo DiCaprio, 'I will fly myself and my friends around the world in private jets to fight climate change, even on just one-day trips.' We need more endless wars and corrupt climate bureaucracies. Most of all, we need a society where health expectancy is declining, suicide rates increasing, and reliance on status and happiness is tied to the global overconsumption of stuff we dont even need to impress people we dont even like, in order to empower corporations and governments we despise. This is obviously sarcasm.