quite simple really. 1. dump a large pile of confetti in Times Square. 2. Argue the second law of thermodynamics until the ball drops. 3. Watch as the Ameri

quite simple really. 1. dump a large pile of confetti in Times Square. 2. Argue the second law of thermodynamics until the ball drops. 3. Watch as the American Journal of Physics grudgingly publishes your paper with a long-winded preface on just how aggravating your approach made parking that year. 4. Win a sanitation award. 5. Spend the rest of your days running from the reanimated corpse of Max Planck.