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Larry's first day with the board: "Let's introduce audits to catch drivers tuning their cars!"
by scirocco 8y ago
Larry's first day with the board: "Let's introduce audits to catch drivers tuning their cars!"
- narrator 8y agoLarry's second day:let's introduce a pricing model that confuses customers, nickels and dimes them constantly and requires enormously expensive upgrades to do things the current car and all our competitors already do for free.
- narrator 8y agoLarry's third day on the job: Let's buy all our competitors and raise prices 5x and get rid of independent car repair shops and make Bluetooth and anything besides AM radio an ad on for the car stereo that's $5000 extra and licensed per unique phone you pair with it. You also can no longer plug in your car at home without an annual license fee and priced per watt of charger output and how many different cars will use it. You also have to pay an extra charge per pound of passenger and luggage in the car over 50. The car won't start if it detects you're overweight.