Keep these kids far away from the Joel on Software crowd, they'd have these kids doing nothing but creating UML diagrams, doing "OO design" that isn't really OO

Keep these kids far away from the Joel on Software crowd, they'd have these kids doing nothing but creating UML diagrams, doing "OO design" that isn't really OO, and writing stored procedures for SQL Server, in the name of like, being "pragmatic" or some bullshit.