Prima facie, this is a cool way to sneak into a country. Extra cool points if he had crafted Krueger attachments to his hands. He should be let in on the ground

Prima facie, this is a cool way to sneak into a country. Extra cool points if he had crafted Krueger attachments to his hands. He should be let in on the grounds that this is exactly the kind of innovative thinking that this country requires. The big question is what new procedures will TSA dream up?