What you’re facetiously describing actually is a thing in legal settings, just not with your locked car. If you left your car in front of an elementary school a

What you’re facetiously describing actually is a thing in legal settings, just not with your locked car. If you left your car in front of an elementary school all day, keys in the ignition and running, and some preteen joyrides it into someone, brace yourself. In the same way that if kids climb your inadequate fence and drown in your pool, you’re screwed. I think it’s more than fair to say that reams of personal info stored by companies is such an attractive nuisance.