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Simplify your life by moving your microwave to your bedroom, setting it to cook on the lowest setting for 6 hours when you go to bed ;)

• sieabahlpark 8y ago
  It even acts as a white noise machine as a free bonus.
  • njarboe 8y ago
    And a humidifier if you put a big bowl of water in it.
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• labster 8y ago
  That's unhealthy, you really need more than six hours of sleep.
  • zanny 8y ago
    As someone who does need 8 hours I can't help but be jealous of those who function on 6. If I only get 6 hours of sleep I can't even see straight all day.
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    • 6cd6beb 8y ago
      >I can't help but be jealous of those who function on 6. Don't be. Hell I can "function" with my shoes tied together. I can "function" with some marijuana and some whiskey in my system. I can "function" on 4 hours of sleep. It's an awful day and I'm more rude and impatient, but if I did it for years I'd be telling people I can fully function on 4 hours with no negative side effects.
      • antisthenes 8y ago
        Shower-thought: Maybe the problem to many people being assholes is just not getting enough sleep?
        • farazzz 8y ago
          I get like 8-9 hours of sleep and I’m still an asshole
        • jacobolus 8y ago
          This is absolutely the case for many (though not all). Now notice that the current US President has been severely sleep deprived every day for decades.
• gricardo99 8y ago
  I think most, if not all, microwaves are limited to 99 minutes and 99 seconds run time...
• karmakaze 8y ago
  Most microwaves have a timer function, so program that and run it for 1 second: Ding!
• techopoly 8y ago
  I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me!