Me: Thanks boss, but you don't pay me enough to work with assholes like you. See ya. Good luck with your $0.10/day offshore devs, call me when the project fails

Me: Thanks boss, but you don't pay me enough to work with assholes like you. See ya. Good luck with your $0.10/day offshore devs, call me when the project fails, if I'm free I'll consider bailing you out at my emergency overtime rate.