Editor: "Looks like Telsa stock is doing a little too well... We Need another negative Telsa piece, who has any ideas?" Staff Writer: "How about Elon Musk kicks

Editor: "Looks like Telsa stock is doing a little too well... We Need another negative Telsa piece, who has any ideas?" Staff Writer: "How about Elon Musk kicks babies at factory?" Editor: "I like it! But kicking babies has been fine since trump started doing it..." Staff Writer: "What if we change 'babies' to something else? a fluffy animal? or like a kid or something?" Editor: "Perfect. Go with the kid! Make him a talented engineer, fresh out of Stanford or MIT... they must have one of those hanging around... Good Work!"