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I've thought about putting this on my keys in case they are stolen.

by DKnoll 8y ago

ysleepy 8y ago
Or you destroy the computer of whomever tries to help you return your lost keys.
- bocklund 8y ago
  Put a label with your name and phone number on your keys. Problem solved
  - akira2501 8y ago
    I'd rather they be lost forever than give anyone an idea of where the keys might be used.
    - danso 8y ago
      For such labels, I use a forwarding email address with a name that seems related to me (e.g. my initials and some digits), but vague enough not to reveal my identity nor bring up pertinent Google results.
  - Waterluvian 8y ago
    In Canada we have this service [1] run by donations. You get tags you put on your keys. Anyone can then dump your found keys into any mailbox in the country and they get couriered back to you for free. [1] https://www.waramps.ca/ways-we-help/key-tags/ https://www.waramps.ca/ways-we-help/key-tags/
    - justin66 8y ago
      Here in the US in the eighties, my father had a similar tag (made of metal) which even somehow included postage, such that someone could take the keys and put them into the nearest mailbox and they'd be returned to a company which would relay them to the person who lost them. I don't remember if it came from a car insurance company, a bank, his employer, or what but it was a good idea that never really took off. (come to think of it, quite possibly because having keys on a postal conveyor belt might cause no end of problems)
      - DKnoll 8y ago
        The War Amps key tag service doesn't require postage. You place any keys that have a War Amps tag on them in a Canada Post mailbox without packaging or postage and they get returned to the owner. It's been running since 1946.
      - fencepost 8y ago
        This was (is?) a service also provided by some loyalty cards that have small versions that attach to the keyring, most notably some grocery store cards. Checking what's on my keyring right now, Mariano's (WI/IL chain, now owned by Kroger) appears to have this. Albertson's at least had this policy in 2004, with some details from an employee: http://www.goodexperience.com/tib/archives/2004/06/albertsons_supe_1.html http://www.goodexperience.com/tib/archives/2004/06/albertson...
        justin66 8y ago
        That looks like three differing accounts from three different employees. Interesting.
      - jen729w 8y ago
        Same here in the UK - pretty sure it was part of my dad’s house insurance policy. I think he still has that metal tag on his keyring.
        justin66 8y ago
        The tag I'm thinking of was metallic as well. I'm sure it must have had a serial number stamped on it along with an address, but what I remember was that it was an irregular shape, perhaps with little flathead screwdriver-heads on the corners or something like that. And I'm not sure how accurate my memory from that time can possibly be, I imagine I only remember it because I was fascinated by the thought of putting something not-mail in the mailbox and I asked my father about it.
        dave7 8y ago
        I have a UK one on my keyring right now, it's from Barclaycard. It reads "Finder, please deposit in any post box - no stamp needed", and also has an 0800 phone number on it. It's never been tested, but I like to think it works!
redfast00 8y ago
That's kind of a dick move if someone finds your keys and wants to know who to return them to though.
- DKnoll 8y ago
  Yeah that's true. The reason I haven't done it is possible collateral damage. Maybe a sticker that says 'Do not plug in.'
- rhizome 8y ago
  Print your contact info on the key with a warning not to actually use the device.
  - confutio 8y ago
    Kind of defeats the purpose.
    - danso 8y ago
      Not if the purpose is to thwart thieves who are going to ignore the warning.
      - williamdclt 8y ago
        That's to assume that a thief is somehow more likely to plug the USB in than a non-thief, which I'm not particularly convinced about
        rhizome 8y ago
        I would posit that a person who plugs the USB key in leans more towards thief than "person who just wants to get the keys back to you." I'd further bet that there have been a not-insignificant number of CFAA prosecutions for actions of curiosity. (Not to say that plugging in a found USB key constitutes a CFAA violation)
        8y ago
sct202 8y ago
Maybe stick it in your wallet, since I don't think muggers or pickpockets would pick your keys over your wallet.
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I've thought about putting this on my keys in case they are stolen.

by DKnoll 8y ago

I've thought about putting this on my keys in case they are stolen.

ysleepy 8y ago

Or you destroy the computer of whomever tries to help you return your lost keys.

bocklund 8y ago
Put a label with your name and phone number on your keys. Problem solved
- akira2501 8y ago
  I'd rather they be lost forever than give anyone an idea of where the keys might be used.
  - danso 8y ago
    For such labels, I use a forwarding email address with a name that seems related to me (e.g. my initials and some digits), but vague enough not to reveal my identity nor bring up pertinent Google results.
- Waterluvian 8y ago
  In Canada we have this service [1] run by donations. You get tags you put on your keys. Anyone can then dump your found keys into any mailbox in the country and they get couriered back to you for free. [1] https://www.waramps.ca/ways-we-help/key-tags/ https://www.waramps.ca/ways-we-help/key-tags/
  - justin66 8y ago
    Here in the US in the eighties, my father had a similar tag (made of metal) which even somehow included postage, such that someone could take the keys and put them into the nearest mailbox and they'd be returned to a company which would relay them to the person who lost them. I don't remember if it came from a car insurance company, a bank, his employer, or what but it was a good idea that never really took off. (come to think of it, quite possibly because having keys on a postal conveyor belt might cause no end of problems)
    - DKnoll 8y ago
      The War Amps key tag service doesn't require postage. You place any keys that have a War Amps tag on them in a Canada Post mailbox without packaging or postage and they get returned to the owner. It's been running since 1946.
    - fencepost 8y ago
      This was (is?) a service also provided by some loyalty cards that have small versions that attach to the keyring, most notably some grocery store cards. Checking what's on my keyring right now, Mariano's (WI/IL chain, now owned by Kroger) appears to have this. Albertson's at least had this policy in 2004, with some details from an employee: http://www.goodexperience.com/tib/archives/2004/06/albertsons_supe_1.html http://www.goodexperience.com/tib/archives/2004/06/albertson...
      - justin66 8y ago
        That looks like three differing accounts from three different employees. Interesting.
    - jen729w 8y ago
      Same here in the UK - pretty sure it was part of my dad’s house insurance policy. I think he still has that metal tag on his keyring.
      - justin66 8y ago
        The tag I'm thinking of was metallic as well. I'm sure it must have had a serial number stamped on it along with an address, but what I remember was that it was an irregular shape, perhaps with little flathead screwdriver-heads on the corners or something like that. And I'm not sure how accurate my memory from that time can possibly be, I imagine I only remember it because I was fascinated by the thought of putting something not-mail in the mailbox and I asked my father about it.
      - dave7 8y ago
        I have a UK one on my keyring right now, it's from Barclaycard. It reads "Finder, please deposit in any post box - no stamp needed", and also has an 0800 phone number on it. It's never been tested, but I like to think it works!

redfast00 8y ago

That's kind of a dick move if someone finds your keys and wants to know who to return them to though.

DKnoll 8y ago
Yeah that's true. The reason I haven't done it is possible collateral damage. Maybe a sticker that says 'Do not plug in.'
rhizome 8y ago
Print your contact info on the key with a warning not to actually use the device.
- confutio 8y ago
  Kind of defeats the purpose.
  - danso 8y ago
    Not if the purpose is to thwart thieves who are going to ignore the warning.
    - williamdclt 8y ago
      That's to assume that a thief is somehow more likely to plug the USB in than a non-thief, which I'm not particularly convinced about
      - rhizome 8y ago
        I would posit that a person who plugs the USB key in leans more towards thief than "person who just wants to get the keys back to you." I'd further bet that there have been a not-insignificant number of CFAA prosecutions for actions of curiosity. (Not to say that plugging in a found USB key constitutes a CFAA violation)
      - 8y ago

sct202 8y ago

Maybe stick it in your wallet, since I don't think muggers or pickpockets would pick your keys over your wallet.

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