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Guy dies. Goes to gates of heaven. Gets choice: communist hell, or capitalist hell. Choses capitalist hell. Loud screaming heard everywhere. Next guy in line.
by shaki-dora 8y ago
Guy dies. Goes to gates of heaven. Gets choice: communist hell, or capitalist hell. Choses capitalist hell. Loud screaming heard everywhere.
Next guy in line. Chooses communist hell. Silence.
Two guys in line. First asks, “Why is capitalist hell so painful?”
“They nail you to the cross, burn you alive”
“And communist hell?”
“Same”
“Then why no screams from communist hell?”
“When they have wood, they have no nails. When they have nails, they have no wood. When they have nails, and they have wood, fire out”
(Heard in East Berlin, ca. 1986)
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