Weird, you're being a sarcastic shit but you don't exactly make a terrible point. OP is probably safe with "person", but if genuine concern came up I'm sure the

Weird, you're being a sarcastic shit but you don't exactly make a terrible point. OP is probably safe with "person", but if genuine concern came up I'm sure the two seconds it takes to change a word in an HTML file wouldn't derail his day.