This is awesome. My first thought was "church" and that's the top comment at the moment. "Yeah but atheist" was expected and my first thought was U-U, and, bam

This is awesome. My first thought was "church" and that's the top comment at the moment. "Yeah but atheist" was expected and my first thought was U-U, and, bam, there it is. My work is done here. Time for another Manhattan. (BTW, I suspect urban Methodists (of which I am one) will also be cool, and will discourage the lunatics a bit more.)