I used to, a long time ago, work in a small office where we were expected to drive around and "do sales" during the slow hours. Of course we didn't but my boss

I used to, a long time ago, work in a small office where we were expected to drive around and "do sales" during the slow hours. Of course we didn't but my boss wanted corporate to think we did and he would get upset if my expense report was lacking so...every mile I put on my VW Bus the entire time I worked there ended up on the expense report. It used to be a chore keeping up with it so if they ever came out and looked at my odometer it wasn't obvious what was going on since I had to account for my actual commute to/from work but I managed to keep corporate happy which kept my boss happy which made that crappy job somewhat bearable.