You're right I was overtired and was thinking of the people who actually squat over the toilet. Maybe the squatty potty would actually be the solution in this c

You're right I was overtired and was thinking of the people who actually squat over the toilet. Maybe the squatty potty would actually be the solution in this case. My comment still stands: if you're using the toilet in a non-traditional way (or even just the usual way), pleas don't deposit shit _on_ the seat, it's nasty.