This year I was falsely accused of stealing a girl's phone while in line for a dance club. A gaggle of probably-too-young girls started screaming about losing

This year I was falsely accused of stealing a girl's phone while in line for a dance club. A gaggle of probably-too-young girls started screaming about losing their phone, then they turned to me, who's alone in line, and loudly accuse me of stealing it. I screamed back at them and called them dumb, earning eyeballs from everyone around. After about a minute one of them finds their phone and they all just pretend like nothing happened. In an alternate universe, I was assaulted by the jocks in line who believe women first without evidence.