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- rzzzt 8y agoI have questions about the methodology of this benchmark. Did you clear caches between runs?
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- Waterluvian 8y agoIt's not even a fair comparison when you consider the subtle differences between bytecode interpretations.
- masonic 8y agoOnly on little-endian implementations.
- mattnumbers 8y agoJudging from the units on the graph, looks like the author measured the inverse reactive current used by the unilateral phase detractors. Cache purging wouldn't play a role unless your prefabulated amulite is out of sync.
- gpm 8y agoThe units on the graph are misleading you. Notice that both measurements were multiples of 100. They were probably just measuring the load on the prefabulated amulite.
- masonic 8y agoThe graphics are misleading in that both values are actually the same but we ran out of toner, so later we changed the numbers to fit the partial graphic. As long as the visuals agree, the datumses are unimportant.
- rjmill 8y agoThere's your problem. Experimental rilkef isn't suitable for the operation of nophertrunions, no matter what the benchmarks suggest. In my experience, the speed of experimental rilkef is unparalleled, but there's too much side fumbling to use in a production environment.
- masonic 8y agoI cleared all the caches from your wallet!
- sareiodata 8y agoWhat's flopnax? Google found nothing?
- mrgoose 8y agoThere's no such thing. It's a parody.
- azeirah 8y ago... I uhh.. I don't know if anyone can be that dense, I think you wooshed, but I'm not certain.
- dang 8y agoPlease don't take personal swipes in HN comments.
- FartyMcFarter 8y agoOf what?
- DevKoala 8y agoof us
- klyrs 8y agoBullshit... my rilkef implementation has been stable for nearly a decade. Maybe this experimental version makes a mockery of you, but this "new discovery" is only insulting to me because it ignores my prior contributions to the field
- gfodor 8y agohi I have a programming assignment for setting up gumpba with rilkef, can you share the codes
- eprparadox 8y agoso good
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- JeanMarcS 8y agoIt reminds me of something I already read somewhere else...
- Justsignedup 8y agoTotally forgot to sell the fact that you are hiring for developers willing to learn flopnax and that you can also be hired as flopnax consultants. Also buy my book.
- logicallee 8y agoThat book is seriously out of date. Don't get me wrong it was great at the time, but a lot has happened since Halloween.
- Crosseye_Jack 8y agoHalloween? You really should be running the thanksgiving build by now. The dugerbils functionality changes everything... again...
- masonic 8y agoThe "Thanksgiving build" is just the Halloween build with the version bump and the copyright date change for standard time. Plus the removal of the suspected harasser from the credits.
- masonic 8y agoAlso buy my book ... but use my affiliate tag.
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- flopnax 8y agoI'M LOOKING AT YOU, JAVASCRIPT.
- KevinEldon 8y agoThis reminds me that I need to share my static site generator written with rilkef.
- mirimir 8y agoIf they had picked even slightly less obviously silly names than flopnax and ropjar, I might well have taken it seriously.
- KevinEldon 8y agoHow long until someone creates a useful library with the name flopnax or ropjar?
- ObsoleteNerd 8y agoWith the way startup/language/framework names are going lately, these "silly" names will be real products by next week. I look forward to the flopnax v python war, and the ropjar v docker debates.
- masonic 8y agoYou will report for diversity conditioning first thing Monday.
- wtracy 8y ago> Any and all opinions listed here are my own and not representative of my employer. I was concerned until I saw this disclaimer.
- utopcell 8y agoUnless of course the author is self-employed. Then it's time to worry again.
- avip 8y agoThis comparison is totally misplaced, ropjar's default config is not optimized for scale or speed.
- juiced 8y agoI don't know what to trust anymore.
- Noumenon72 8y agoWords. On webpages. You have to trust.
- memset 8y agoYou know, this kind of article pops up on HN every couple of months. And of course this is fine - it's great that people are posting about their experiences using a piece of technology! But please do take caution to do your own benchmarks. Nothing is more frustrating than working with people who reject technology because they read a blog post about it, rather than delving into the details themselves. Different use cases, and all. Anyway, great writeup, thanks for posting!
- NPMaxwell 8y ago:D
- ropjar 8y ago"functional programming"
- rilkef 8y agoNoSQL is webscale.
- nopacience 8y agoMy friends and i, are the other 4 people experienced in thing. We have been also experimenting with flopnax the ropjar and experimental rilkef. We experimented tool in diferent conditions and used diferent thing to run the test and generate the complete final detailed report about stuff. The details look very much the same in every diferent condition. Very similar with your results. To our surprise the management intervened to escalate the issue to superiors. At some point, thing reached the CEO of company. The CEO hired 2 new teams to research in parallel to discover why flopnax the ropjar is femtoseconds slower than experimental rlkef. Now each team does thing difrent ways. We use diferent tool to do thing. Let me know about your progress on subject. We can thing together, share tool and results. Good luck friend!
- benj111 8y agoSo I often read the HN comments before reading an article. In this instance the comments gave me no idea what this site is about. Looking at the site gave me no idea what the site is about.
- ggm 8y agoOh, the comments totally tell you what the site is about. Also, is it Turing complete yet?
- kylecordes 8y agoThe CFP for Flopnaxconf 2019 opens shortly, we're just working on contracting the venue and nailing down a sufficiently hip theme!
- ggm 8y agoFlopnax was written at Bell labs so it must be better.
- aaaaaaaaaab 8y agoShow HN: flopkef - virtual flopnax over rilkef for fun and profit
- _0nac 8y agoThis is totally obvious submarine astroturfing. Christine is a paid shill of rilkef, whose VC fund lead investors drink the same brand of organic kombucha as Zuckerberg. Don't be fooled: flopnax, not rilkef, is the consensus way to do containerized federated blockchain service hybrid ML at web scale.
- mdekkers 8y agoflopnax has some very poor design choices, and is not secure-by-default. Also, flopnax has a hard SystemD dependency, whereas rilkef is init-system agnostic. Given the militaristic arm-twisting that went into getting SystemD accepted everywhere, flopnax is obviously a poor choice.
- meta_AU 8y agoMisleading title, should be changed to 'Why we moved from flopnax to rilkef and you should too'.
- a-dub 8y agoI PUT META WORDS ON THIS WEBPAGE ABOUT THAT WEBPAGE SO YOU HAVE TO THINK NOW.
- jopsen 8y agoWhat's up with grammar.. nobody will take you serious. Otherwise, great article :)
- xena 8y agoThis is metalinguistic satire, the grammatical errors are partially accidental but mostly intentional. It's designed to seem ridiculous.
- dajonker 8y agoBut is there a slack bot for that? I mean, seriously a slack bot that replies this to every blog post linked?
- notatoad 8y agoflopnax has a naming collision with flopnax. don't people even google before releasing new products these days?
- franciscop 8y agoAs a foreigner who learned English, one of my most memorable lessons was when we were given "the Jabberwock" as an exaple of old English to explain it even if we didn't understand some words (on the most advanced English level in the school). After we tried to make sense of it from the grammar, context, word root, etc and gave an explanation of each part and compared notes it was revealed that it was a made up language. Still, it's incredible how much there was to understand.
- jacobush 8y agoThe most importance is in things which cannot be seen.
- paulddraper 8y agoThe Turning test is getting easier to pass.
- luord 8y agoThis (and the comments here) was a great start to my day. Favorited =D.
- xena 8y agoOP here, be sure to check out the reddit thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/a1we32/i_put_words_on_this_webpage_so_you_have_to_listen/ https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/a1we32/i_put_w... some great banter there