True. And this was auto-dialing 50K of them, and leaving a ~commercial message. But on the other hand, it wasn't printing solid black pages until the paper ran

True. And this was auto-dialing 50K of them, and leaving a ~commercial message. But on the other hand, it wasn't printing solid black pages until the paper ran out. Which is what some jerk did to my fax machine, some decades ago ;)