It's the same principle as programmers who want to build a 16 layer microservice vortex using alpha-version frameworks when the product is a simple CRUD form. L

It's the same principle as programmers who want to build a 16 layer microservice vortex using alpha-version frameworks when the product is a simple CRUD form. Let's call these people "architecture astronauts". In the same way, some designers want to sculpt an ultra-minimalist flat typographic fantasyland with no user cues when the product is a straightforward ecommerce shopfront. Let's call these people "design wankers". Fortunately, split testing can prove that the "wankers" are wrong. This makes them write angry blog posts about how testing is bullshit and Steve Jobs and skeuomorphism and building a better horse. Can someone now please solve the "astronaut" problem for me?