I could probably write one of those with just 'if' statements. if "facebook" in $Title: print ( "I deleted my facebook years ago and it was the best thing I

I could probably write one of those with just 'if' statements. if "facebook" in $Title: print ( "I deleted my facebook years ago and it was the best thing I ever did") if "uber" in $Title: print("Uber has only $dollars left of runway. They only have $months left before they'll need another rescue") if "I made" in $Title: print("Why would I use $new_app when I could just use $old_app_from_90s? I really don't like the trend of using $technology instead of $older_technology. I hope $technology dies a cold death at the bottom of a ditch")