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https://twitter.com/girlfromblupo/status/982156453396996096?lang=en https://twitter.com/girlfromblupo/status/982156453396996096?... "Dear Amazon, I bought a to
by cowmoo728 8y ago
https://twitter.com/girlfromblupo/status/982156453396996096?lang=en https://twitter.com/girlfromblupo/status/982156453396996096?...
"Dear Amazon, I bought a toilet seat because I needed one. Necessity, not desire. I do not collect them. I am not a toilet seat addict. No matter how temptingly you email me, I'm not going to think, oh go on then, just one more toilet seat, I'll treat myself."
- pjscott 8y agoFrom Amazon's perspective, someone who just bought a toilet seat is much more likely than the average person to buy another one. Maybe they're doing interior furnishing work and put loads of seats on toilets. Maybe they're replacing a broken crappy plastic seat on one of their toilets with a nicer one -- might they perhaps decide to upgrade their other toilets as well? And sure, I know that these are all pretty weak signals and that the toilet seat recommendations will probably go un-clicked. But Amazon has to do the best it can with not very much information, and if they have to hawk toilet seats to a hundred people who've already bought them to find the one guy who's remodeling several bathrooms, that's probably a really good gamble for them to take.